Giving you everything you want and much more.  You will get the most fulfilling experience.  I promise you a life altering intimate exchange!  I'll provide the greatest amount of euphoria you'll ever have!  You will have a lot of fun and be filled with glee.  This experience will renew and heal you.

         I have great insight about male-female interaction because I have BA in sociology.  That makes me a qualified relationship consultant.  I have a thorough understanding of women; and men are easy to figure out.  My advice can save your marriage!  

         If you want to go out or just hang out, I'm available.  If you simply want to have conversation or unwind.  These and many other services are offered.  If you like to exercise we can do that too.

         I will help you understand how beautiful you are!   While we are together you will be the center of my universe and you always come first.  I will give you a better understanding of what it means to be a woman.  Femininity will pour out of you, because I'm hypermasculine.  You will feel whole again and regain your trust in men.  You may even get to see the octopus with the extra tentacle.  

          You get the satisfaction guarantee.  If unsatisfied you get you money back.  No questions asked.  Don't worry I never disappoint.  I will make you very sunny.  This is my greatest gift and you are my destiny!  

         I will give you an abundance of happiness, joy, love, peace, relaxation, and romance.  When you are tried of the mediocre and ready for the spectacular give me a call .  "You deserve all the love u can imagine, because love is what you are made out of."